Has a Dankish, Dismal-dreaming Clot-pole tried to tell you that sexism is dead?
Has a Spongy, Urchin-snouted Malt-worm told you that we live in a post-racial society?
Do you have creative insults but not enough Gleeky, Fly-bitten, Horn-beast Homophobes to hurl them at?
If so, this is the place for you.
Unlike Facebook or Reddit,
Mangled, Elf-skinned Maggotpies don't go on OkCupid to be trolls and ogres -
They go on OkCupid to be romanced and liked - they want to portray themselves as harmless and desirable,
yet racism, sexism, homophobia, and classism are present still.
If these really don't exist, how do we have a society where they are so casually ingrained that they show up in wooing, sonnets, flirtation, and amour?